Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes Full of Corny Humor

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Ada Elder
Aug 13, 2021 7:00 PM EDT

While Dads might be the most prolific purveyors of corny humor, you don't have to be a father figure to appreciate this massive batch of memes and jokes. From eyeroll-inducing puns to Impact font cringe, these memes are accessible to people of all ages. As a bonus, they'll make you appreciate clever memes and tweets more than ever before. 

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  • 01
    Text - Князь Мышкин @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?
    via @myshkinfool
  • 02
    Photo caption - WHEN YOU GOT THE SAME MOM BUT DIFFERENT DADS
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 03
    Games - This made me throw up.
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 04
    Cartoon - Teacher: Can you count down from 100? Me: Yes. 100, 59, 58... My teacher My microwave
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 05
    Facial expression - A cheese factory exploded in France. That's awful. Riker's Beard It is. Da Brie is everywhere.
    via Riker's Beard
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    Text - Wanna hear a joke about Sodium? Na Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Text - А, В, , Е, F, G...
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    Mammal - A NEW STUDY RECENTLY FOUND THAT HUMANS EAT MORE BANANAS THAN MONKEYS I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME TATE A MONKEY
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 09
    Computer keyboard - H. K. All Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... and i laughed... looks like he put me in my place. Touche IT guy 13
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 10
    Skin - Doctor, here is the list of donor hearts, livers and kidneys, Wow, it is very... in alphabetical order. Organ-ized.
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 11
    Text - On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Liqueur - It was the best of Shires, It was the HEINZ KISTERS MORS HEINZ RCESTERS 20% MORE 20% MORE HEINZ MORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE HEINZ WORCESTERSHIRE ZNI3H RCESTERS HON NO
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Graduation - SHOUTOUT TO SIDEWALKS FOR KEEPING ME OFF THE STREETS
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 14
    Face - Oh No! our neighbour died! Who, Ray? ePunHubOnline I don't think cheering is appropriate, Karen Pun hub
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 15
    Text - Woman gets killed while eating a burgers First 48: Hamburger Couldn't Helper O Like Comment A Share Shawn Shawn and 62 others 29 shares Donte D-low Trammell Brooooo im dead 2 2d Like Reply
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Dog breed - TOOK MY DOG CAMPING AND AS HE SAT THERE STARING AT THE FIRE BLANKLY IREALIZED HE LOVES STICKS.O WAS BURNING A GIANT PILE OF HIS TOYS.
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Lawn - If there's anything I love more than a family costume, it's a solid dad joke. Hunt MANWICH Origira
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 18
    Cartoon - Baby I wanna travel. Go outside, pick up a basketball & take 3 steps
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 19
    Billboard - HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA LOOKING TO GET NAILED SION HOT SHINGLES YOU SAY? VIA FUNNYMEME.COM
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 20
    Batman - PA dvill How does Batman Shampoo exist, but not Conditioner Gordon? Funny.co COZE TUMBLER
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 21
    Motor vehicle - Do you know why I pulled you over? If you forgot, I'm not reminding you.
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 22
    Internet meme - Was that a T-Rex that was just talking to you? Yeah, he just sold me a few handguns What?? Why? He's my small arms dealer
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 23
    Font - A A PUN HAS NOT COMPLETELY MATURED UNTIL IT IS FULL GROAN
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 24
    Meal - Dad: If the Queen farts during dinner, the guests should pretend as if nothing happened Family: Why? Dad: Noble gases should have no reaction
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Photo caption - Number One, when we're done here would you like to join my llama and A picnic with you I for a picnic? and your llama? Yes. Alpaca lunch
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Tree - Look, a Cowch THE DAILY LAUGHS
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Arm - INSTRUCTION MANUAL? YOU MEAN THE MANUFACTURER'S OPINION?
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Footwear - Das a foot PURIFIED WATER NE FA Cn DASANI RO2 (1.25 PO S91
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Terrestrial animal - I HAVE THE NECESSARY YOUR KOALAFICATIONS ARE KOALAFICATIONS DON'T LISTEN TO HIM COMPLETELY IRRELEPHANT THIS ARGUING IS BECOMING HE'S LION UNBEARABLE! INDEED HORSE PLEASE. WHEN DO YOU EVER SAY SOMETHING SMART? ITS MAKING MY VOICE HORSE DONT WORRY, OWL WAIT I'M OUT OF HERE! OUCH YOU ALL ARE GIRAFFING ME CRAZY HAWKWARD
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Cartoon - IF YOU DRIFT A TESLA IS IT CALLED AN ELECTRIC SLIDE?2 made with mematic
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Grizzly bear - Harry, bring me a burger and fries. @harry.p.universe That's an order. AND. THE ORDER PHOENIX OF THE
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Photo caption - Friend: “Are you alright?" Me with the mental capacity of a 9 year old: "Nah, I'm half left."
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Crop - THIS FARMER ISN'T JUST GOODAT HIS JOB HES OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD EATLIVER.COM
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 34
    Text - Son: can we go to a haunted house this year? Dad: what's wrong with the one we live in? Son: WHAT?! Dad: goodnight son edadiexting
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 35
    Animated cartoon - When you use a non-stick pan, but the food still sticks to it. P'll get you for this, Pan!
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Album cover - BEFORE CALCULATORS PEOPLE USED AN...
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 37
    Player - There's only one thing that scares me on Halloween. Which is? Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend Yeah. How did you know?
    via OriginallyMyL
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    Horizon - YOU OF A
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  • 39
    Grass - This is just margarinally funny. : is that butter? no it's stonehenge :I can't believe it's not butter
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 40
    Text - Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen. The wife: I am coming with the broom.Husband: It ain't urgent. You can come on foot.
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 41
    Facial expression - I have a pen that can write underwater. Wow, really? Riker's Beard Yeah. It can write other words too, though.
    via OriginallyMyL
  • 42
    Human - I lost my hair years ago but I still carry a comb I just can't part with it
    via OriginallyMyL

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